This is my
secret real self –
but you know that coming in
and should’ve expected nothing different.
I can show class and charm,
I am a vulgarian with manners,
so I always curtsy sans panties.
Yet etiquette is for pushovers and pansies.
I’d rather use fists of I.Q.
Groinkicking the bollix and the jokers with words and deeds.
To our world,
I am bringing sparkles and rapier wit –
that land like a junkpunch.
Say hi to me: firstname.lastname@example.org.