You get swag.
The gift bag features more than $23,000 in goodies:
- An invitation to go to space on Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic flight in 2012,
- a $16,000 vacation at an underwater spa in the Maldives,
- a $100 pack of Swarovski-bedazzled electronic cigarettes.
You are fearless about being intimate. You are inclusive.
“Must be nice,” we unreservedly say.
“Sucks to be you,” she cavalierly replies.
People said I was under the influence.
I’ve thought about it.
I think I know why.
You put your heart into it – and give a fuck.
You don’t get lost in the haze – above all your own.
I love her,
but Anne Hathaway is so energetic,
I think the Tasmanian Devil would look stoned
standing next to Anne Hathaway.
He’s BCT – button-cute trade.
No, he’s not security.