This is Cultural-War Melodrama. Introducing the fearless Dewey Lightfoot. His brain dagger slits and garrotes. Rapier wit. Clever honesty. No apologies. No qualms. Just mores. Just punx. Hitting hard. Pulling no punches. Few sacred cows. He will refund your money if you don’t laugh, cry, shudder so hard you flatline.
As soon as you inflict me with pain, my heart ices shut.