“$h*! My Mom Says.” (That’s dead-on?)

“Son, I was thinking. You need someone to take care of you. I think you need a wife who lets you, you know, on the side.”

“How about I just get a husband, and we hire a maid? Are you going to help with the how?”

Crickets.

“Thought so. Just like the rest.”

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