Still the best laugh we had all summer in a group setting.

VVIP Afterparty.

Dewey to ostensibly straight, good-looking, pleasant, Latino café au lait waiter pouring goblets of champagne: “Wow, you look like something Marc Jacobs would want, but nothing darker.”

Waiter, leaving a fresh bottle at the table: “Please. He already tried.”

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