I am, now.

I can show class and charm, but

usually, I am a vulgarian with manners,

so I always curtsy sans panties.

Yet etiquette is for pushovers and pansies.

I’d rather use fists of I.Q.

My superpower: Groinkicking the bollix and the jokers with words and deeds.

To our world, I am bringing sparkles and rapier wit that land like a junkpunch.

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