Sweet Glory! It’s like Sylvester, Leroy, and the Commodores got together, played around in a lab, and made a new element!


Where is your wife?!

Dear Closet Cases:

If you are on the low, or

  1. curious
  2. questioning
  3. experimenting

way past your college years (like 25+), or


we don’t really want you.

  1. Life is too short and hard,
  2. you are too much effort,
  3. you will never leave your wife,
  4. you are wasted time.

It is the end of 2010 –

  1. indecision
  2. irresolution
  3. vacillation
  4. hesitancy
  5. uncertainty

not in this season.

Bacio Bacio,
Dewey and the Gaze

Ryan Reynolds. Male Anistonification (and the blank charisma, impassive charm of wooden actors, walking plain milkshakes).

Angela Anaïs Juana Antolina Rosa Edelmira Nin y Culmell:

…And she tried to love him.
But she complained
that he uttered
such ordinary words,
that he could never say
the magic phrase
which would
her being.”

See also:

  1. asexual amoeba Hayden Christensen.
  2. nondescript doucheboat Bradley Cooper.